I went to the cleaning aisle at my local Giant Food store and slid everything off the shelves. Then I went to the condiments aisle and grabbed the econo jug of vinegar. Then I went to the baking aisle and grabbed the baking soda. Then I went back to the empty cleaning aisle and put the vinegar and baking soda on the shelf where they belong. I even faced out the products too. You’re welcome, store clerks!
I don’t know why they got all upset and called security.
I guess they didn’t know that vinegar kills more bacteria than anti-bacterial spays. And baking soda makes the best exfoliating facial scrub after you finish cleaning your tub with it.
And now I will get off my soapbox. Actually, my platform shoes are made out of soap box and I can’t take them off.
Vinegar alert! Not all vinegar is such a holy eco-blessed substance: Some vinegars are made from synthetic ethyl alcohol which is derived from petroleum. So if you don’t want to clean your floor with a fossil fuel check the label!